I have found that chapter titles seldom leap out at me as I'm writing a book- at least, any likely to make it into the final product. I can easily come up with chapter titles that don't relate to much of anything, but mean something to me at the moment, whether by: free association to what I'm writing; something going on around me; or something unrelated swimming beneath the surface (Nessie's twin sister, perhaps).

What sort of story would you think this represents? What do you think I was thinking?

Beware. Like it didn't quite say on the edges of the old maps, "Here Be Madness".